Something that isnt what it used to be. Customer service workers get paid to lower themselves and kiss ass to ungrateful, stupid pricks known as the "public." Customer service workers only have their positions while obtaining a college degree, so they can get out of customer service hell and kiss ungratefull customers goodby for a real job that offers a future and more financial security.
Customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public. They like their position no more than the patrons who look down on them. I used to be in customer service (the food/restaurant industry), and would spit in the food of idiots who would piss me off and look down on me for providing a service for their pathetic, ungrateful ass. When working in customer service, you immediately see how stupid people have become today.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 24, 2008
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Professors agree to use custom editions because publisher representatives (from companies like Houghton Mifflin, McGraw Hill, and Pearson) tell them the book will be available at a cheaper price point than a student could buy the non-custom edition for. The publisher reps conveniently never include online marketplace price points - so students regularly get screwed.
Professors agree to use custom editions because publisher representatives (from companies like Houghton Mifflin, McGraw Hill, and Pearson) tell them the book will be available at a cheaper price point than a student could buy the non-custom edition for. The publisher reps conveniently never include online marketplace price points - so students regularly get screwed.
My professor assigned a custom edition of Campbells Biology. The bookstore was trying to sell me that customized book for $70, but I found the full version of the same book online for $10. The full version is so cheap because people all over the country are buying and selling it, which drives the price down.
by taxalicious1 September 14, 2012
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Ceaton: Pronounced:: keet - un
The perfect young man or boy who will charm you with one look of his beautiful brown eyes and his mischievous smile. He touches your heart by simply taking your hand. He loves to have fun and play games. If you and him become good friends he will hug you tight and kiss your cheek every time he sees you. He forgives easily but be careful because if you break his heart you may lose any affection he has for you. Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton for a friend.
The perfect young man or boy who will charm you with one look of his beautiful brown eyes and his mischievous smile. He touches your heart by simply taking your hand. He loves to have fun and play games. If you and him become good friends he will hug you tight and kiss your cheek every time he sees you. He forgives easily but be careful because if you break his heart you may lose any affection he has for you. Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton for a friend.
"WOW look at that man he has the most beautiful smile ever, he must be a Ceaton."
"You are the luckiest woman in the world to have such a Ceaton as a Grandson"
"Did you see the way his sweet smile had just a hint of mischief"? "Oh yes I did, he's a Ceaton for sure"
"Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton!"
"Just having a Ceaton in your life can bring you good luck." "Oh then one of the people at the Blackjack table last night must have been a Ceaton 'cause I won big!!"
"I wanna marry a Ceaton just like my sister did when I grow up."
"You are the luckiest woman in the world to have such a Ceaton as a Grandson"
"Did you see the way his sweet smile had just a hint of mischief"? "Oh yes I did, he's a Ceaton for sure"
"Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton!"
"Just having a Ceaton in your life can bring you good luck." "Oh then one of the people at the Blackjack table last night must have been a Ceaton 'cause I won big!!"
"I wanna marry a Ceaton just like my sister did when I grow up."
by Mee-Maw December 4, 2013
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Get the custo mug.Smart-Arse -Know-It alls who go into other people's work places of an evening such as restaurants and tell waiter-staff how to do their jobs and the chefs how to cook and mainly cause havoc and distess, after they knock off from their own jobs becasue of their little lives. Sometimes customers are know as "The Little People" for the naivity and demonstrations of brainless behaviour and overall dumbness.
They sit there arses down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed off when they are removed from the reserved table.
When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about the food.
They also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their own purpose.
They sit there arses down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed off when they are removed from the reserved table.
When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about the food.
They also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their own purpose.
"I thought we could sit here" or "Why can't we sit here?" (may also put up a battle)
Forget what they ordered
Pass up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off "The Gameplan" and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbshit thing like: "I should let you do it, eh"? WELL, FUCK!
Make unnecessary remarks such as
Customer 1: "I wouldn't feed that to my dog"- meanwhile the meal is perfect.
Come in a wide varity of classes: "Working Class"- The most thuggish and threaten to bash you.
"The Middle Class"- The biggest whingers, tell YOU how to do your job. These fuckwit customers also don't know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. Sometimes they think that they are helping, but just fuck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.
"Yuppies/ upper middle class" customers- WILL give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. They must also give every single fucken metaphor and simile in the fucken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and bitch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. These fuckwits want the problem to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won't be satisified until YOUR blood is ON their hands. These are also known as Cuntfaces
Forget what they ordered
Pass up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off "The Gameplan" and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbshit thing like: "I should let you do it, eh"? WELL, FUCK!
Make unnecessary remarks such as
Customer 1: "I wouldn't feed that to my dog"- meanwhile the meal is perfect.
Come in a wide varity of classes: "Working Class"- The most thuggish and threaten to bash you.
"The Middle Class"- The biggest whingers, tell YOU how to do your job. These fuckwit customers also don't know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. Sometimes they think that they are helping, but just fuck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.
"Yuppies/ upper middle class" customers- WILL give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. They must also give every single fucken metaphor and simile in the fucken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and bitch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. These fuckwits want the problem to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won't be satisified until YOUR blood is ON their hands. These are also known as Cuntfaces
by Tritttrott February 10, 2010
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Get the annoying customer mug.Caston is an incredibly sweet guy. He always knows how to make someone laugh when they need it. He will go out of his way to help someone in need. People will always catch him singing to himself but he doesn't care. If you know a Caston, don't let him go. He's special in every way.
by cashtonsirwin December 20, 2016
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