Edward Cullen

Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker.

He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.

He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.

1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT!!!! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!

Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???

Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!

Me: ....

2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

edward cullen

is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.

Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.

by rickiyson December 22, 2008

cellephony

Just like telephony, which is defined as “ the working of a telephone or telephones,” cellephony ( or alts. celluphony or cellaphony) refers to the whole world of cellular telephones, cellular communications devices, and cellular telephone technology.

The company wants to extend its reach into the realm of cellephony.

“Cellephony is god’s gift to the bored and the ignored.”

“To succeed in business today, one must be an adept cellephonist.”

by Grebdehrm January 28, 2015

Ceylena

This girl is beautiful inside and out. She has a tough exterior but once she finds trust in you she will never let you go. She is always trying to help and she doesn’t like to express her emotions. She is an introvert but once she finds her true match she never wants to leave them in the dark! Ceylena will always put others in front of herself, she finds comfort in helping the people closest to her. She will check in with your mental health on a daily to make sure you’re ok! If you ever get the chance to have a ceylena in your life, never let her go! She will stick with you no matter what!

“Ceylena is the best friend I could have she always helps me whenever I need it.”

by Yourbestfriend September 2, 2019

cellina

A beautiful and adorable, that can be fussy but can make your day.

Why are you so in love?
Because I was playing with cellina.

by Hiiiiiiidbdudixjc June 11, 2021

Cullen

To do something on purpose (not by accident) like you had a specific reason for doing it.

Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines “Why is it always me getting screwed”

by dic fast July 26, 2009

Renesmee Cullen

A central character in Breaking Dawn, Renesmee Cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. She's gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. She's really quite the disgrace.

Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?

Renesmee Cullen: Let me touch your forehead.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.

by KooChan February 14, 2009