catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 12, 2018

catching frogs

A cover story for having sex in the car near the woods

We couldn’t tell my mom that we fucked in the car so we told her we were catching frogs.

by TacoJeff May 12, 2020

Catching Bullets, No Pistol

When A Man Cums On Your Face

"Ayo, I heard that Chris Brown was Catching Bullets, No Pistol Last Night in the Club"

"Wtf?!"

by Playpossum August 15, 2020

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.

Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?

by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014

catching planes

To get high off of joints of weed.

Yo cuhz, let's start catching planes.

by mcs October 28, 2010

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.

"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."

by Im Case December 13, 2014