catalina cape

catalina cape is a girl that is crushing on the tiger from octonuts, catalina capes usually got trouble getting bitches and is obsessed with squishmellows. otherwise she’s very pretty and worth keeping though.

jack: hey remeber catalina cape?
sage: oh yeah that rlly pretty girl that was obsessed over octonuts??

by telly stephens April 1, 2022

Mandela catalougue

A Analog Horror Series Created By Alex Kister On YouTube
With 3 Main Episodes And A Few Other Small Videos That Are Apart Of The Series
Also is kinda scary

Omg Have You Seen The Mandela Catalougue Yet?
Its Like Really Good!

by .Cosmics July 20, 2022

math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Catalog Engineer

Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.

Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.

Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."

by The Third Jay Guy December 16, 2010

Thot catalog

Quite literally, a catalog of thots

Guy 1: yoo where are the bitches in this town at?
Guy 2: hold up imma check the thot catalog

by Somister96 August 18, 2016

catalina

the finest mexican you will ever see in your life!

person1:
dam look at catalina she's fine and thick as hell bruh im gona make her my wife.

person2:
shit yea right shes to good for you nigga

by superswaggin December 8, 2010

Catalina

An aging cocktease. Notorious for her cock-teadeasery. Flirts with old men (all men), showers with celebrities, leads them all all on because of “daddy” issues.

Oh you’re friends with Catalina? She’s a cock tease.
No she’s not.

5 more people say the same…
Ok, yeah she is.

by Sha1non1 January 15, 2022