While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.
Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.
by JLBIII December 08, 2010
by greyplains January 13, 2018
by king kay November 19, 2014
Me and Linda were in the back seat i we were fuckin and i did a pelvis thrust and she died.... so i ran the car off the cliff! (saved by jesus)..she's my cock casket
by coochie buster May 28, 2008
the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.
by ericstotle January 09, 2012
An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
by Lacey Smiley January 12, 2011
The opposite of a basket case.
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
by el_OS June 22, 2024