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Definitions by ericstotle

baby roulette 

the act of buying 6 condoms and poking a hole through the middle of 3 of them, then placing all 6 in a bowl and picking a random one. after picking a random one using it to have sex with a female. after couple weeks the female takes a pregnancy test to see if you one or not.
you: the results are in i lost baby roulette.
a friend: your fucked.
baby roulette by ericstotle January 12, 2012
the end of all social life and probability of males getting laid as we know it.
he you coming out tonight.
i cant im playing skyrim.
skyrim by ericstotle January 10, 2012

duct tape casket 

the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.
my dad asked me for a duct tape casket today.
duct tape casket by ericstotle January 9, 2012