skyrim

the end of all social life and probability of males getting laid as we know it.

he you coming out tonight.
i cant im playing skyrim.

by ericstotle January 10, 2012

baby roulette

the act of buying 6 condoms and poking a hole through the middle of 3 of them, then placing all 6 in a bowl and picking a random one. after picking a random one using it to have sex with a female. after couple weeks the female takes a pregnancy test to see if you one or not.

you: the results are in i lost baby roulette.
a friend: your fucked.

by ericstotle January 12, 2012

duct tape casket

the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.

my dad asked me for a duct tape casket today.

by ericstotle January 09, 2012