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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”
by PannyRipper April 18, 2024
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Jordan Carver

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful
by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025
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Carver

A walking shit-pile that thinks he can make good music lmao
Carver: Hey! my music is good!!
CC: I don't know man, doesnt sound too good.
Carver: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU IDIOT MY MUSIC IS THE BEST I WISH EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES DEATH.
by nexruf20 February 6, 2022
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George Carver Salad

The act of spreading crunchy peanut butter betwixt ones anus and having another individual eat it out.
Damn that girl offered to provide her own Jiffy Crunch for the George Carver Salad.
by JIMMY259 April 4, 2016
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rizzington carver

A person who is not only efficient, but a professional at picking up women.
by rizzlordprimeKSI January 23, 2023
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Carver Robertson

Carver Robertson thinks football is dope
by KittyFan November 21, 2018
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carver

carver is a stud that has a massive cock and loves football definitely gets the bitches no cap homie
guy #1: who that kid dat kid dat gets da bitches

guy #2: oh thats the stud carver.
by jooly trbvnx January 20, 2022
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