NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

house of cards

metaphor pertaining to something of a fragile or volatile nature.

-from an old past-time of standing up playing cards together in the form of a house, this "structure" can fall apart at any time from the slightest action (e.g. an air current).

"We must plan this campaign implementing maximum precision, else it will disintegrate into a house of cards."

by Polo January 6, 2008

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.

rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.

by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007

Caps Whore

SomeOne Who Refuses To Type Normally And Must Capitalize Every Word Like Its Something Special. Gets Very Angry When People Criticize Their Ways. And If They Are Typing And Accidently Dont Capitalize Every Letter At The Beginning Of The Word, They Actually Fix It. Very Similar To OCD. Like I Am Typing Right Now

Chelsea: Hey Chrissy Whats Up?
Chrissy: Why r u such a caps whore?!
Chelsea: Shut Up! I Can Do WhatEver I Want!!!!!!!!!!! Why Do You NOT Type Every Word Like I Do?!?!
Chrissy: Yeah whatever caps whore.

by lol I know whos reading this June 14, 2009

all capsin

when someone is emailing or texting you and they use all capital letters

Why are you all capsin me, what did I do?

by Lisa Izikov August 20, 2008

trade cards

To lose your virginity to someone else who is a virgin, essentially trading each other's v-card.

I hope to someday trade cards with the person I really love. It would be more memorable that way.

by Peterson Mcbee August 30, 2005

alt caps

A style of typing where you alternate each letter from upper-case to lower-case. Very annoying and commonly invokes the urge to punch infants. Used often by teenage girls, azns, and cholas.

HeY gUyS!! gOt NeW pIcS sO cOmMeNt kK??

^^ alt caps

by Chafed May 24, 2007