carfooling

A one sided ride sharing arrangement where the other person refuses to drive, contribute to fuel expense, or use their vehicle.

She wanted us to continue carfooling so she can save money.

by BeavisBungholio November 30, 2018

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.

by Agent J February 7, 2005

Texas Car Pool

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

by Poo-machine September 30, 2009

car pool-tunnel syndrome

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.

Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.

by Tummy AuGratin March 22, 2006

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

Carpoonski

An expression for frustration of life mishap.

Carpoonski! I hurt my achilles tendon!

by CEO of Seawitch Association June 17, 2010

carpoo

What you call a friend who carpools with you.

Derek is my carpoo.

by Quinton Coish February 15, 2018