Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

Carnal embrace

"Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure." -Septimus (From Tom Stoppard's Arcadia)

Sex.

"We had carnal embrace in the gazebo."

by thomasina+septimus4ever June 19, 2009

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

carnuga

A non-existant sex act usually mentioned in order to entice someone's curiousity.

"Have you ever tried carnuga??"

"NO, what's that???????" (she said with a curious grin)

by carnuga February 24, 2009

Carnilingus

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.

I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009

Carney

A Carney is someone who specializes in tricky business. Usually a cash business without refund. Intention of selling something you don't really need. Who will overlook safety of the Carnival rides in order to make a buck. A person who is only qualification is to lie, cheat and steel from anyone who will be taken advantage of. Scum of this earth. Usually having poor hygiene. A disrespectful person who have nothing to actually be happy about. A person who has no real friends.

This ferris wheel is fine! We just had it fixed three years ago from another unqualified Carney. We need to make money, who cares about safety. Freak accidents happen! Hahaha!

by Smart 13 February 16, 2015

Carnbarn

A fat man who still lives in his mom's basement well into adulthood. Basically another word for Momma's Boy.

Guy 1: Guys I'm 30 and I live in my mom's basement, oh and I weigh 300 pounds!
Guy 2: Ha ha, you're a Carnbarn!
Guy 1's Mom: Carnbarn come here! I baked you some cookies!

by ThayTah March 12, 2009