cardtard

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009

Carl Azuz

Anchor for CNN 10 and is a certified "kool kid." He makes hilarious puns, and is known to appear outside KFC restaurants at night. A Greek legend about the son of Zeus is often linked with him because of his last name, which sounds like the name of the Greek god. Carl Azuz has a deep love for corn, as well as Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Joey'sWorldTour: Yo I was outside KFC last night filming a new video on the Extra Super Spicy Crunch Delight Burger (made with real Babar meat) with a side of Scoopy Flop Bamboozler, and I swore that I saw Carl Azuz for a second.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.

by wolfrick November 12, 2018

Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

vanessa carlton

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.

ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?

by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005

Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."

by steam1234 July 8, 2010

Carl iii

Carl iii is a homosexual content creator from NYC who documents his life on Youtube. His videos are based around his experience as an African American-Jew.

Hey did you watch Carl iii get called a "Nigger-Kike" by that racist guy?

by Randy2902 October 18, 2021

carl hentai

Any form of Japanese, animated pornography which features an excess of slimy tentacles in the vaginal cavity.

I HATE it when I am forced to watch Carl watching Carl Hentai !

by Patrick Chu November 27, 2016