Carl is basically the most uncool person ever. People don't care about the person's name, so they call them a carl. They sit in the bathrooms for lunch because no one likes them. Are you a carl?
by AlaylayChips October 19, 2016
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Get the Carl mug.Any one of the fellas you see wearing polos, too-big cargo khakis and/or ill-fitting jeans, and (most importantly) those big 'ol white New Balance sneakers. Large native population found at Georgia Tech's campus.
Person 1: "Do you think there's like, a secret cult of people that dress like that? Like do they all agree to do that, or it just kinda happens?"
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."
by gatechfacts December 8, 2018
Get the Carl mug.Big mole nigga witta lil Peter A.K.A chode. Also he gets no pussy cuz he's a fat lazy cunt with self-esteem issues and resorts to narcissism to help him him think he's all that.
Carl has no penis
by LongNipple Tip January 7, 2019
Get the Carl mug.A Carl is somebody that doesn't give a SHIT about anything. No actually he will give SHIT to anybody. A Carl will take a shit in trash can at the Holiday Inn, then try to fling it around the room like a monkey. Carls enjoy letting friends watch him shit and take bets on places he will take a shit next. Carls are really dirty, they enjoy eating Doritos while they shit.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
by Carl's Dads Dad March 8, 2010
Get the Carl mug.A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.
by acmagr November 10, 2010
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