cardboarding

The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.

It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.

"I miss sledding :("
"well we can go cardboarding now that summer is here!"

by Laur6336 June 11, 2008

carpool tunnel syndrome

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011

Cardiofuck

High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise

Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise

by Paralel January 9, 2009

carpool

when 2 or more people share the same automovil to commute somewhere, saving petrol and money. (at least thats what it means in here, the uk)

they carpool everyday to downtown because they work a short way from each other.

by anthonee August 4, 2007

cardoons

The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"

Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids

by iaintginvgyouapseudonym December 5, 2016

cardiolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

by WoodWorks April 21, 2008

Cardhoardia

A rare neurological medical condition--you can't bring just one deck of cards with you, you have to bring three.

Luckily, due to her cardhoardia, we had enough cards for everyone to play Kings on the Corners all at once.

by T+B January 2, 2011