Last stop on the trainwreck express line for teams who are soooooo overrrated, they lose to football teams that are lucky to have enough in their budgets to afford uniforms. Town was named for one Edwin Cardona, the father of all bandwagon jumpers. Legend has it that after losing to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III, coach Don Shula proclaimed "What can I say, we were "Cardona'd". Mike Tyson himself, on losing to Buster Douglas, exclaimed "I don't think I was over confident or took Buster lightly, I just woke up this mornning and had the mark of the "Cardona"; I lost that fight before I even left my house."
Keith Jackson: "Whoa Nelly... I do believe that after losing to Div. II Appalachian State, Michigan has caught the last train to Cardonaville."
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Get the Cardonaville mug.1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.
2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.
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Old Mexican president name. A person with this name comes from a large family. Determined, smart, a damn chingon in life. An overall eccentric person, but with a passionate, loving, loyal soul.
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Get the Cardiovasectomy mug.The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.
It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.
It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.
by Laur6336 June 11, 2008
Get the cardboarding mug.High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise
Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise
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Get the Cardiofuck mug.Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.
Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.
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