Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 4, 2021

Capne

Acne on someones head (or slang 'cap'). Pimples on one's cap.

What are you complaining about capne for, bro? I've got sacne and shaftne to worry about.

by davemcnasty November 21, 2010

Cap'n cuts

Cuts on the roof of your mouth from enjoying too much Cap'n Crunch.

Also known as: Cap'n Crunch Mouth

That sweet tea really stung my Cap'n cuts.

by Dave Steebro November 20, 2010

Pull Cap 'n Shoot

This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.

Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.

by Brown's Man June 7, 2009

CapnDik

1. Lucas
2. Uncle Luke
3. The smoothest pimp you'll ever meet.

"OH MY GOD!!! CapnDik just touched me, I'll never shower again. This way, his magical touch will be preserved on my unworthy skin"

by The Capn, himself April 13, 2004

make it hap'n cap'n

A direct reference to anyone about to display the traits and characteristics of our beloved Steve Rogers aka Captain America... a superhero who has a penchant for getting shit DONE.

Friend: "I need to go to the DMV and renew my drivers license."
Me: make it hap'n cap'n

by Ray_81194 January 20, 2018

CapnChaos

TFC Soldier that plays for (junglist) that can hit anything out of the air with his rocket.
Has some kind of built-in wetware hax.

omg its capnchaos! DONT JUMP! HE WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN!

by TI February 1, 2003