cant't

When your dumbass tries to spell can't, but your brain or fingers say otherwise.

Me: I cant't get enough of this song

Friend: Don't you mean can't?

Me: Nope, it's cant't now

cant't by StanchestCord3 May 13, 2022

cant belive you found this. 

Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina

cant belive you found this.

cant belive you found this. by sped demon January 27, 2023

cant remember that i asked 

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

cant remember that i asked by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

cant say her name😣 

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd

cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd

cant say her name😣 by cantstandanyofyalltbh October 1, 2023

cant fit in with the normies 

A phrase used by drainers to assert dominance over so called "normies".

Kid 1: Yo i got with a girl tho she dont got no colored hair
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground

cant fit in with the normies by 2swastika December 2, 2023

Cant be asked 

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles

Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"

Cant be asked by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

cant sir by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025