400 Calories

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."

by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008

calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.

by slimjimcalorieexterminator February 19, 2012

Smash the Calories

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!

I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!

by bigwstyle2010 April 20, 2010

indulgence calories

Are the calories that you bank all week because you are eating a healthy low calorie diet, that you then get to 'use' when you feel you've earned dessert or comfort food.

I don't want to waste my 'indulgence calories' I've saved up on a bland tasting dessert!

by radken May 7, 2009

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

Caloria

A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.

Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.

by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011

calories

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013