Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.

I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.

by MojoX November 10, 2009

calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night

oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!

by anonymous April 29, 2022

calories

Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.

She went on a diet because she had too many calories

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025

Calorie

Invisible food math

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night

I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?

by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021