camel toe slide

A form of sex without penentration. The man lies on his back the woman stradels her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"

by Footlong September 11, 2005

2 camels in a tiny car

A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.

Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."

by mrypen February 17, 2010

Camel lights

The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.

Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?

Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.

by DXMan997 June 8, 2015

Sleep Camel

Someone who somehow manages to go for long periods of time on very little sleep, much like a camel goes without water.
Usually a term used to describe a parent of a very young child, or a student pulling an allnighter.

I'll have to become a Sleep Camel until I finish writing my papers

by Lunar Lupine October 27, 2010

Sexual Camel

A person who, upon having sex once, can go a long time before needing it again. From "Seinfeld."

(Referring to how long before George could have sex again)

Jerry: Well, so what? you've gone six weeks before.

George: I can do six weeks standin' on my head. I'm a sexual camel.

by Andy Baker November 14, 2003

Camel Jew

A camel that craves for cum. It adds nothing useful to society. This camel merely serves the purpose of storing pee in the balls and cum in its humps. This camel saves up every cent it can from the very second it is born. This type of camel is a real Jew when it comes to spending.

Joel, stop being such a Camel Jew! Give Kyan a birthday present...

by Zromelussy dealership December 21, 2021

camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.

6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"

by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016