cargone

an empty parking space

If there are many cars in a parking lot, an empty space would be a "cargone".

by Woody73 March 22, 2007

Calzone

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.

by Wilbur Wildcat January 18, 2009

cagon

Someone who looks fartatious. Who may automatically smell like a caca chip is under their cuka. People with moles especially look cagon because they look like they have a caca chip on their face.

Eva Mendez looks very cagona!

by bleeding PMS June 8, 2011

Calganon

A combination of the words 'Calgary' and 'Anonymous'. Used in 4chan to describe someone from the Canadian city of Calgary.

Anon: Anyone here from Calgary?!
Anon: Me!!
Anon: MEMEME!
Anon: same hear, holy shiiit
Anon: what the fuck is with all the calganons?

Anon: man, there sure are a lot of calganons on 4chan
Anon: are there any other cities in canada?
Anon: apparently not

by SpinalFlux July 15, 2009

Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

calzonazos

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.

Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!

by kaveri March 18, 2005

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009