Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

calf

despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow

son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf

by exub1a September 16, 2021

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.

Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.

by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020

Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.

I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020