Collins Calfs

When somebody has extremely muscular calfs

Dang bro those are some nice Collins Calfs you have

by SockSlave October 04, 2019

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 06, 2011

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 12, 2020

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper September 11, 2015

calf

despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow

son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf

by exub1a September 16, 2021

CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.

Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.

by Joye Styk November 04, 2020

calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection

Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing

by Danceywhre November 27, 2015