Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007

calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

yellow calculator

An insult towards an Asian

Girl 1: Yung Wee Yang is a yellow calculator
Girl 2: I can't stand yellow calculators

by NMC1990 December 15, 2015

calculator

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

by Yourm um Sface January 8, 2009

Calculator

For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.

SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths

by MadameIsobella June 24, 2012

Calculator

See Ti89.

People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.

by KBUR August 10, 2008