by xltstr December 28, 2007
Get the making cablesmug. Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
by Texas Dex June 13, 2008
Get the Monster cablesmug. Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.
by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010
Get the cable tvmug. A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.
by NewClear April 5, 2012
Get the cable tvmug. An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.
by WWII October 29, 2004
Get the jumper cablesmug. One of those hairs often found growing in facial hair that seem to consist of at least ten normal hairs welded together and that you simply can't resist the urge to pull out; fortunately, frequently an easy operation.
by Fearman August 30, 2007
Get the cable hairmug. The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.
Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008
Get the cable ragemug.