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When what you are wearing is so redneck, its cool. Just like someone you would see down at the cabbage patch.
Damn! That mullet is cabbage!
cabbage by Anthony SeChrist April 14, 2006
cab-age:

in the same way as foodage, riffage or choonage, its a term for a taxi journey.
'are we getting cabbage into town?'

'i cant be bothered to walk. lets get cabbage.'

(after a good taxi journey) 'that was some serious cabbage!'
cabbage by meellaah July 12, 2009
Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.
When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.
Cabbage by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
Cabbage by non giron October 1, 2012
the act of calling another man a pussy
“you a whole cabbage for not jumping at tilted