cyprus

a modern laboratory where they conduct experiments on homo sapiens regarding:

a. maximum amount of heat they can endure without evaporating
b. maximum amount of cab fare they can pay without a fist fight
c. maximum amount of distance they would be willing to go back when they confront an impassable-looking, smelly trash pile
d. maximum amount of war stories they can listen
e. maximum amount of booze intake before they die of dehydration
f. maximum amount of drug dealers they can ask where to get marijuana
g. maximum amount of car accidents they can have in a day
h. maximum amount of ugly whores building a wall in front of a one sexy whore

- i hear gambling is not prohibited in cyprus.
+ yeah, russian roulette is awesome.

by éyé April 30, 2013

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Cyprus is cypriot

Means it belongs to the people of the island and not some Greek or Turk virgin living in Belgium.

Cypriot 1: Cyprus is cypriot
Cypriot 2: I agree with your very based statement

by kypronotsogreko September 17, 2022

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Cypress

A place that in NY that borders East New York.The Heart of Cypress(hills) is in Lindin Blvd.,where the M-Train is, and is mostly dirty due to the people not caring about there community.

Cypress in da hooouse!!!!

by RWOOD4LYFE6 September 19, 2005

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Cypress California

The C-town also where the most deadly of all the suburban gangs come from. Some known as the CYP xSUBS

Xtreme
Suburban
Underachieving
Bastard
Sons

Also Cops have nothing to do here so they pull you over for ghost riding the whip

Cypress California

Old White People

Ghost Riding The Whip

Suburban Gangs

by BrandenUndead October 21, 2008

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