éyé's definitions

cyprus

a modern laboratory where they conduct experiments on homo sapiens regarding:

a. maximum amount of heat they can endure without evaporating
b. maximum amount of cab fare they can pay without a fist fight
c. maximum amount of distance they would be willing to go back when they confront an impassable-looking, smelly trash pile
d. maximum amount of war stories they can listen
e. maximum amount of booze intake before they die of dehydration
f. maximum amount of drug dealers they can ask where to get marijuana
g. maximum amount of car accidents they can have in a day
h. maximum amount of ugly whores building a wall in front of a one sexy whore

- i hear gambling is not prohibited in cyprus.
+ yeah, russian roulette is awesome.

by éyé April 30, 2013