Lean cuisine

When you have dinner with the dog and it's not human food but in fact it is the dogs food that u and ur double date doggie duo that is what is on the menu for supper

Boy: i got home late for dinner, nothing left for me but Buddy's kibble. So we had a lean cuisine!

by Anjunetta Rumagina November 25, 2021

Nouvelle cuisine

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food

Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all

by daveuk123 June 16, 2023

lean cuisine ass bitch

A man that is physically battling a very fat woman he is a lean cuisine ass bitch.

Back the fuck up you “lean cuisine ass bitch”

by Notyourmotherschocolatemilky October 18, 2023

Cafe of cuisine

The act of farting on pasta then having your partner eat it and then proceeds to commit to throwing up in your ass then fucking you

I just had the best cafe of cuisine

by Mango mustard January 28, 2026

Kaitlyn’s Cuisine

It’s a Female who knows she’s good looking takes advantage of situations in her favour!

Loves to tease but not chase!

In short terms a booty call

“I love my Kaitlyn’s Cuisine, she keeps secrets safe!”
“Be careful of her I heard shes a Kaitlyn’s Cuisine”
I can’t wait to indulge in my Kaitlyn’s Cuisine

by Deaner Rampage April 28, 2025

La Cusine

La Cusine did the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16 inch Le Pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore Meat feast. So many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. Now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus Bristolians depair at the demise of La Cusine: Our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts... now I'm off to cry allover a shitty Mccain's Microwavable Pizza.

Nick- Remember that delicious Pizzaria - La Cusine?

Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.

Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.

Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.

Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.

Ben- No.

Nick- Yes.

Ben- ok

by tmeucci June 29, 2011

cuisneoir

Irish word for fridge can also be used as a name for an idiot(amadán) or someone extremely ugly.
(comes from an Irish joke about three daughters wanting to know the reason for the names given to them).

-shut up you cuisneoir
-awh,she was a right cuisneoir

by 13rendanM June 23, 2008