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Myles Crosby

An absolute dreamboat. The total package. A sexy male model who is at this moment ranked the #11 male model in the world. He started out with some incredible Calvin Klein campaigns & is the face of the CK fragrance Euphoria. He's also musically gifted. Did I mention that he's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous? To top it all off, he's headed to SMU on a football scholarship.
Person1: "Look at that hunk!"
Person2: "You mean that gorgeous boy who also happens to be an amazing football player too?"
Person1: "Yeah...he's going to be the next Myles Crosby."
by AnKy May 21, 2013
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Crosby Sauce

Crosby Sauce - Blue Gatorade that has Professional Hockey Player Sydney Crosby's face on the front of it. It is often referred to as Formula 87.

Crosby Sauce May or May not be Avaliable only in Canada

Its origins are said to be that of freshly squeezed blue whales (the candy...not the whale...don't be so MORBID).

Crosby Sauce can also be known as Crosby Juice.

Crosby Sauce is very refreshing and will keep you playing hockey as well as other physical activities for hours on end. I

t is also said that if you drink a lot of of Crosby Sauce you will become a HIGHLANDER.
Person 1: Have you tried that new

Crosby sauce?!

Person 2: It's sooo Good!

Person 3: I wish I had Crosby Sauce in my mouth...right...now.

Person 1 & 2 look at person 3 with concern.
by SpiffyGIA June 21, 2009
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bobby crosby

Over rated short stop for the A's. Fucked a 17 year old at my school.
Bobby Crosby fucked lauren?? Let's sue him!!!
by monte vista January 25, 2005
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Sidney Crosby

one of the truely greatest hockey players of all time; starting center of the Pittsburgh Penguins and in junior hockey he did the michigan or lacrosse move and renamed it the sidney crosby because of that and all those fucking gayass bitches that call him a pussy have no idea what they're talking about and are probably ovechkin fans
Did you see the Pens vs Caps game? the pens won 12-0 and crosby had 8 goals and 4 assists ovechkin had a -8 plus minus score and was CRUSHED by brooks orpik and sidney crosby at the red line and is out for the season.
by TheBananaman380 August 9, 2012
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Sidney Crosby

the most sexiest hockey player in the whole freaking world extremely sweet and a beast on the ice haters can keep hating cause there just jealous of him and they know it 100% straight and IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM A GIRL!!!!!!
also is 100% better than Kris Letang
Sidney Crosby is so freaking sexy!!!
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sidney crosby

AN AMAZING GOD OF HOCKEY! He is one of the best players in the NHL and plays for the holy team of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
by metalhead23 June 18, 2010
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crosby minnesota

Heres a quick virtual tour of Crosby. First you’ll see a shit ton of disrespectful pedal bikers. Then you’ll see our prized possessions which come out to be the mine pits and meth! Looking for a pizzle? We got you! Just take a walk down smokers alley or through the pit road! Want some fake ass friends that are going to make you wish you had never been born? Crosbys got ya! Want people to start spreading rumors you’re on meth because you’re dating their ex? Well this is the place! Wanna be a cool kid? Hangout at the local park and see all the fuckboys revving their trucks up and sitting around judging every single person that comes in! Have you ever wanted to almost hit three tweakers and four pedal bikers with your car? Well just wait until 10:00pm and they’ll be all over the fucking streets usually wearing dark clothes so you cant even see them! Its like they want to get hit! Crosby also has a youth center where all the wanna be thugs and broke potheads go to steal food and start drama! Crosby has a little but of something for everyone so don’t you worry if you ever visit you can find anything you could ever need! Except a legitimate boyfriend/girlfriend.. Crosbys roads will have your shocks entirely ruined by the time you leave and none of the shops in town will fix it correctly and they will charge out the ass but at least you can say its “fixed”! Ever want to buy meth? Hit up some of the cops! Crosby, the town of nothing real except old mines and antique stores.
Shes from a town of meth, old lakes, and antique stores... Must be Crosby Minnesota!
by Toasted melons87 February 7, 2020
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