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Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?
Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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Credit Card Casual

Credit Card Casual is banking on looking your best!!

Take an interest in selecting your outfit and really apply yourself. Find a balance between formal and casual using primary and subprimary colors. You can chip in with accessories, and don’t be afraid to swipe your best dancing shoes which will need to be secured appropriately.

Black, Silver, Gold, Platinum and Titanium are all acceptable forms of bling and will help you pay off your careful application of your own personal style.
Credit Card Casual is the new standard for the Spring party scene!
by buildcredit May 19, 2023
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The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.
Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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Crapitalism

An unsustainable system in which the Western 'Democracies' live under that are in the last throes of extinction using outdated unworkable methods of energy supply, natural resources exploitation and rigged-markets with fiat currencies pretending to be a free-market. The most unproductive of society 'make' the most money and those people that create real wealth, known as the working-poor are delegated to greater levels of debt. Thieving international Banksters are given the greatest rewards under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism's educational systems are exclusive by being prohibitively expensive to keep brain-dead middle classes in work via their network of kakistocracy. Education is an almost useless and financially non-viable endeavour for entering the workforce to the lower classes, without a network of wealthy and well-connected cronies to hand them jobs and therefore becomes systemically pointless. Education becomes a right of passage to those that can afford it, but they are not actually qualified and are therefore unfit to make Capitalism function.

Crapitalistic ideas are kept alive by a monopolistic media which creates unbelievable propaganda to further this Zombie System, it only looks alive to the equally brain-dead supporters Sheeple of this Crapitalistic system as they are also robbed under the guise of a GFC which they cannot recognise as a Depression leading to the eventual total systemic collapse of Crapitalism and their own downfall.
I no longer recognise the system which we live under, it's a total mish-mash of lies, cheating, stealing and the rule of law has just become a joke. This is total Crapitalism.

I work 70 hours a week earning an average wage and living a very modest lifestyle and I still can't make ends meets. This has just become a bunch of Crapitalism.

We still rely on fossil fuels and and deadly nuclear power when solar power is the obvious answer, except under a system of Crapitalism.
by Ozzy Drongo April 16, 2012
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Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.
"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."
by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015
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Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.
Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.
by Robatedave August 22, 2008
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White Boy Credit

*A very high credit rating that is prodominately obtained by white people.
*A financial position in society that is difficult to reach without the proper balance between money management and income.
Bro, I haven't been late on my bills for a minute, and bam, I messed up and got that 'white boy credit' now! Haha, kill'n it!
by Sel-Block August 21, 2015
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