crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo had a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

crayon kink

There are 2 meanings.
1. You wanna fuck a Color
2. You wanna be drawn on with Crayons sexually.

1:Yo bro have you seen the color Blue? I want it to fuck me!
2:Dude what the fuck.. Do you have a Crayon Kink?

by SpunBlue March 2, 2022

crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon

just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp

by j laban m January 16, 2008

crayon-ass

A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.

Hey crayon-ass! come draw me an effing picture!

by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009