craigslist cop

a person who sits behind the computer all day and flags peoples posts, because they have nothing better to do. belittles people because they are hidden behind their computer screen.

"ah, dont worry what that jerk has to say about your post! they are just a craigslist cop!"

by womanscorned2009 December 21, 2008

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

by JC1976 February 6, 2007

Craigslist

An adjective describing a woman of loose moral character; often accompanied by sub-standard looks.

Did you see that girl on the corner over there? That girl was nasty; she was craigslist.

by Grocerspride May 14, 2009

Craigslist

A black market version of Ebay.

I couldn't find what I wanted on Ebay, so I went to the black market... Craigslist!

by Blake Chastain October 4, 2010

Craise

A noun spun-off from the adjective "crazy." Rhymes with "erase." Coined by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee in his book "Tommyland." Lee uses this when describing a woman as crazy.

Dude 1: "That bitch is fucked in the head."
Dude 2: "Yeah, she's a craise."

by kansascitymark August 28, 2007

Craigslist Gay

A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.

Geoff had a happy family until his wife went through his emails and found out he was craigslist gay.

by MountainElk April 9, 2014

CAIDS

The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags

Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."

by Joebear and Mar Mar March 8, 2010