1 definition by Joebear and Mar Mar

The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags
Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."
by Joebear and Mar Mar March 9, 2010
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