sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008

salty

An hot older woman, usually between the ages of 35 and 50. Can be used as an adjective or a noun. "Salty" veteran, or simply a "salty."

Dude 1: "You want to hook up with some older bitches tonight?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I want to fuck a salty."

by kansascitymark September 21, 2007

Craise

A noun spun-off from the adjective "crazy." Rhymes with "erase." Coined by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee in his book "Tommyland." Lee uses this when describing a woman as crazy.

Dude 1: "That bitch is fucked in the head."
Dude 2: "Yeah, she's a craise."

by kansascitymark August 28, 2007

nath

Adverb - When there is no chance of something occuring. Usually preceded by the word hell.

Dude 1: "You gonna fuck that slut?"
Dude 2: "Hell nath. No chance."

by kansascitymark August 15, 2008

PT

A woman with Proper Thickness. Generally a complimentary term for a girl who has a decent amount of thick. Not too fat, but not skinny.

Dude 1: "Hey what you think of that girl?"
Dude 2: "Damn, that bitch has some serious PT"
Dude 1: "Yeah, that shit is proper."

by kansascitymark August 28, 2007

active

Adj. - Engaged in sexual action. Used to describe an extremely sexually active female.

Dude 1: "You think anyone's having sex with Miley Cyrus?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, she's so active!"

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008