kansascitymark's definitions

nath

Adverb - When there is no chance of something occuring. Usually preceded by the word hell.

Dude 1: "You gonna fuck that slut?"
Dude 2: "Hell nath. No chance."

by kansascitymark August 15, 2008

PT

A woman with Proper Thickness. Generally a complimentary term for a girl who has a decent amount of thick. Not too fat, but not skinny.

Dude 1: "Hey what you think of that girl?"
Dude 2: "Damn, that bitch has some serious PT"
Dude 1: "Yeah, that shit is proper."

by kansascitymark August 28, 2007

active

Adj. - Engaged in sexual action. Used to describe an extremely sexually active female.

Dude 1: "You think anyone's having sex with Miley Cyrus?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, she's so active!"

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008

Craise

A noun spun-off from the adjective "crazy." Rhymes with "erase." Coined by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee in his book "Tommyland." Lee uses this when describing a woman as crazy.

Dude 1: "That bitch is fucked in the head."
Dude 2: "Yeah, she's a craise."

by kansascitymark August 28, 2007

salty

An hot older woman, usually between the ages of 35 and 50. Can be used as an adjective or a noun. "Salty" veteran, or simply a "salty."

Dude 1: "You want to hook up with some older bitches tonight?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I want to fuck a salty."

by kansascitymark September 21, 2007

sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008