Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum
by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018
by LewisSmart17 March 08, 2022
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by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022
A song by Cupcakke or an emergency procedure that can help save a person's life if their breathing or heart stops. When a person's heart stops beating, they are in cardiac arrest. During cardiac arrest, the heart cannot pump blood to the rest of the body, including the brain and lungs.
Guy 1: Hey man I just watched someone preform CPR on my mum!!! It was really scary.
Guy 2: Isn't that a song?
Guy 2: Isn't that a song?
by maceymeow January 15, 2022
The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.
Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her
Ben: and...
Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.
Ben: and...
Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.
by Sweetnlow April 11, 2019
by marg n homur February 07, 2018