Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.

yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!

by peterson tad October 18, 2008

dirty cooker

(slang) someone who has anal sex. After the anal sex, the person who was the giver cums on a table, and the reciever sucks it up through a straw.

Dirty cookers are disgusting.

by Courtney N June 20, 2006

Vege Cooker

The act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity.

Connor gave Max a Vege Cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.

by Jesatan October 5, 2016

Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick

Shut the fuck up, cashew cooker!

by Tax Evader January 18, 2020

hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.

she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,

by michael foolsley June 11, 2022

Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.

by SC King November 5, 2007

Spoon cooker

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.

Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!

by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017