easy as cats

Super easy, like as easy as taking care of a backyard cat.

First known public use attributed to Dr. Daniel Barboriak, March 9 2017, about diagnosing a stroke on MRI.

Making Ricotta cheese is easy as cats.

by the.scarlet.pimp March 10, 2017

Cats from hell

Cats that’s use the power of doors to send their victims to hell. They come in forms of skinny, frail,hairless cats, typically seen around the dreaded, 3 AM. The only way to stop them is to make the number 42 out of the bones from dead cats from hell.

Oh no, the cats from hell are back, curse those doors; we won’t go down with out a fight.

by Catgirl 42 hellfire March 11, 2019

Cats

Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat.

I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!

First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day.

Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *

First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

warrior cats

books about violent cats.

Warrior cats are good books. Have you read them?

by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020

cats ass

A person,thing or event to be held in high regard. From the meticulous treatment and devotional attention a feline bestowes on its hindquarters. Not in wide useage.

You look that good and can cook too? Damn if you ain't about the cats ass!

by numerator April 29, 2005

cats and dogs

which is heavy in quantity,huge,big,laborious

yestarday it rained cats and dogs

by Naveen kumar P.C. December 14, 2008

Warrior Cats

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.

Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face”

by Organ_Donor November 29, 2021