coatesy

Adj. To be stupid to the point of mental retardation, while making absolutely no sense at all.

Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

Coates

Evil demon-spawned English teacher from hell.

Coates is evil...he says my writing is getting better, but somehow my grades are getting lower.

by Ganski December 24, 2008

Coatesville baba

A coatesville hoe who is dresses like a slut and gives too to everyone in coatesville they also fuck anything living

Look there goes the coatesville baba

by Jar2stcikyicky September 8, 2021

patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome

"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"

by hphphp November 25, 2009

clades

Wolverine's blade claws from the X-Men.

"They're blades."
"They're claws."
"They're blades."
"They're claws."
"No, they're clades!!!"

by Nurse Pineapple August 25, 2005

Cates

A really handsome, talented, good in every way, nice sorta guy/girl. He/she never lets you down, and he always has your back. Its origin is Irish, and he/she most certainly has viking ansestery. Everyone likes this handsome bitch. Friends may include Nolan, Javier, or jaylan, and sometimes even Godard.

OMG, You go you little cates

by s8816002 May 11, 2018

Codie coates

One of your friends that can turn anything into a dirty joke.

Friend:”hey bro wanna go on a bike ride”

Codie Coates:”nah bruv let me take a ride on your sister Titties”

by Captain Coates the 23rd January 27, 2021