Chessang

The name Chessang is very unique, possibly 1 in a million. If you are a Chessang, you are caring but only when you want to be, you are funny but only when you have to be, you are strong but only when you have to be. You go through a lot and overcome almost anything life throws at you, but there are days where you give up and fold up into bed and ignore the world and its problems.

When it comes to loyalty and commitment, for you it can be quite difficult. The reason for this is not because you are unfaithful but because you have trust issues. You are afraid that once you find someone and get attached, you wouldn't know what to do if you ever lost them. Commitment also plays a strong role in your trust issues, you may trust your partner but you overthink about trusting yourself.

Rumors upon rumors spread about Chessang's. Some are good and most are bad, but you don't let any of that affect you... or do you?

You put on a smile and laugh out seriousness because you are an overthinker and aren't fast enough to think of a solution to your problems. But you still try.

Chessang's are unique and magnificent, they have beauty on the outside as well as the inside. Treat them with care as they only want what's best for you.

"Who are you staring at Chessang?"
"If you say those things then Chessang will actually do them"
"Oh here comes Chessang"
"Is Chessang really as beautiful on the inside as she is in the outside?"

by Xayjon November 22, 2021

Choss

A woman, typically a very attractive one at that

“Did you see that girl over there?”
“Yeah, choss”

by Tr13 September 16, 2023

Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021

choss

a rectal gas emission with a foul odor.

Don't eat too many beans or you'll be chossing all night!

by Lerone June 14, 2006

Choss

Something that is EXCELLENT, CLASS, Brilliant

I have the new FIFA 2011 game...it's Choss

by sideshow blob October 4, 2010

Chissa

Derived from the identical Italian for "Who knows?!" Therefore can be used in most situations when you haven't got a freaking clue what's going on

Person 1: What's going on here?

Person 2: Chissa, man, chissa

by Benny Wezzo April 1, 2007

Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019