cedarville

A private baptist university located near Dayton, Ohio.

Although located in a remote cornfield, there are over 100 majors to choose from to keep the average student preoccupied in preparing for an exciting post-college career. The average Cedarville student will share that they have placed faith in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

In very rare occasions, Cedarville is home to individuals who either 1) flee in anger or 2) graduate in an unwanted field and have no job (see: other definitions of Cedarville). Both of these results, however, usually stem from confusion in identity, confusion in defining what 'hard work' is, or worse, confusion in determining what actually is a rich or elitist school (See: Harvard).

I want to go to Cedarville to help myself grow spiritually.

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I left Taylor for Cedarville because I want to be able to write on my resume I attended a school where I was willing enough to voluntarily submit to rules.

by PiercingTheDarkness February 27, 2005

Cedartown Georgia

You better go get your shot gunsss. This is a place where you find the Reddest of rednecks. Its out in the boonies. Run by the sons of the confederate soldiers. Mud bogs, huntin, and drunk times are here. If you ever get caught in Cedartown make sure you stay outta tha ghetto. You just may get shot!! And stay tha hell outta esom hill!! Meetin at the local Kroger and Car washes are the hot teenage spots around here.

Billy: Hey you wanna go fishin in that there crickk.

Henry: Hell if I know Im still wasted from partyin last night on that there mountain.
CEDARTOWN GEORGIA!! HELL NO!

by Bubblebutt23 July 31, 2011

Cedar Crest Highschool

A highschool located in lebanon PA. Most of the girls are rich sluts who spend their weekends at the country club with their parents who don't pay to much attention to them other than to give them money or creditcards. The guys are drunks who spend daddy and mommys money on alcohol and weed. The kids at this school are relitively smart but they are usually hungover or just dont care because mommy and daddy will fix everything. The girls are pretty nice but very big spoiled brats. The guys are fun but hang with the same crowd. The middle school is worse, this is were the spoiled brats and alcoholics are born. Before middle school, there sweet rich kids, after- their bitches and alkies.

Some people are born lucky, they go to cedar crest highschool

by Aislynn Moren December 3, 2006

cedar grove

the geographical point of suck. filled with churches and neo-conservatives. home of a crappy school that i go to every day. kiss my ass cedar grove!

"lets go to cedar grove"- person one
"wat? hell no you fag"- person 2

by kiss me where it smells funny April 12, 2005

cedar cliff douchebag

The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.

Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!

by Nobody, Nothing, who cares May 16, 2013

Cedar Valley Elementary

The Best Elementary school in the entire Kent School District during the 2014 - 2016 time frame due to the fights that occurred, the funny things that happened during class, and the majority of students who were 4th - 6th grade during that time, are now considered “lit” in middle school and high school. Those who didn’t go there are imagining how fun it must’ve been and those who went to that school during that time period are wishing that it never ended.

“Bro, in 6th grade you should’ve went to Cedar Valley Elementary School back in 2016. We had all the lit people over there.”

by Teryisspam January 9, 2019

camp cedarbrook

The best place on earth. An all girls Christian camp. You can go for just one week up to the whole summer. There is even a 4 day week for people that are uncomfortable being gone so long. I have gone to mother/daughter weekends, been a camper, and i have even been a staff kid. Anyone in the right mind would love it. You stay in beautiful cabins with girls within a year of your age, and it rocks. I go every year. You learn so much about God. The best thing, though, is that as soon as you enter camp grounds, people are greeting and helping you. You make friends with so many nice girls. Its right in nature, so you smell the pine trees and feel the cool breeze off the clean, cool lake. In upstate NY, New England, and Philly. Also in other places, but i named the first i could think of. The one in NY is in the Adirondacks and is the best one. The counselors will always help, the people are nice, and there is too much awesome to describe. You just need to go there to really experience the full awesomeness. I will name all the good things about it that i can think of off hand: campers, environment, food, activities, counselors, games, tuck shop ( the camp store), the lake, the kayaks and canoes, the exposure, the climate, the area, the cabins, the tents, the buildings, the kindness, the fun, the cost, the ideas, the determination to keep things fresh and fun, the week themes, and everything else. You really just have to go there to experience it.

Meredith: Did you go to camp cedarbrook this year?
Sarah: yes i did! It was awesome!
Meredith: i know my activities were so fun! I went kayaking, did outdoor cooking over a fire, and horseback riding!
Sarah: I went hiking, did drama and performed a skit for the whole camp, and did swimming. I was gonna do crafts and fishing, but they were full. I also wanted to do wilderness exploration, but it was full too.
Meredith: yeah, camp is awesome, i made so.many friends!
Sarah: me too!

by higherthanshit June 29, 2012