codding

A strange practice amongst dentists whereby when the patient is out under anastesia they slap the patients genitals with a cods head.
Hence the phrase " I even managed to charge her for the codding "

" She was well and truly codded"
" Do you know I went to the dentist and came back with my chuff stinking of fish , I think the dirty bastard codded me "
"I always find that the old patients are the best for codding."

by pikey68 October 29, 2011

croddle

(v) It is the act of somebody, whether for sexual pleasure or for punishment of the recipient, sits down on a persons chest, as though they are about to take a shit. They then repetedly slap the person in the face, as hardly, or softly, as they feel fit with their cock

When Anthony got mad at me he croddled me until I bruised.

i just feel like croddling a girl right now.

by Awesome Jimmy October 2, 2007

Chodder

A rather large chunk of poo.

Jimmy flew a right chodder down the loo!

by acidic94 January 31, 2010

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

Coddellwop

A wonky penis.

thats a bad coddellwop do you need it operated on?

by The Crystal Clear English SOC. November 22, 2015

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018