cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

cup cankles

its where the person is so fat, that they have a layer of fat drooping over their cankles forming the shape of a cup cake.

look at the cup cankles on that fat lady!

hey dude, cover up your cup cankles.

by The Iraqi Beef March 23, 2011

Cankle

The absence of a defined ankle on a person - whereby the calf of the leg merges directly into the foot. The calf appears to replace the ankle - hence the term "cankle".

Whoa, did you see the cankles on the chick? Looks like she has tree stumps for legs!

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

cankle breeder

A family that bears children with cankles

They are a family of cankle breeders

by shi-nay-nay January 28, 2011

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 21, 2011

Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

cankles

Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.

Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"

by paranoid randroid November 6, 2008