buttspecking

using a speculum to gaze into a person's anal cavity, usually for sexual pleasure.

i went to my gynecologist, but i think he was more interested in buttspecking than the open sores on my vagina.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

Buttsnake

A big purple dildo that resembles a snake.
Commonly used for ramming closeted-gay husbands' assholes.

Did you see the way Lee shoved that buttsnake up his ass?

When the clock strikes midnight, there the buttsnake will stand, slithered up your asshole.

by BUTTSNAKESR4EVR August 20, 2010

Minah Buttshake

A minah buttshake is when the molecules of cellulite from the bottom of her Thermophilus Stretpticious , more commonly known as pantat moves to the top in a rigorous motion causing stimulus in most male mamalia's penisitus.

I'm gonna get a minah buttshake tonight.

by xenovon February 2, 2009

buttseckz

Of or relating to having anal sex.

-Bend over! I want buttseckz!

-Yes, Tal.

by metroid_omega August 28, 2003

beatspeak

The format of combining creative wordforms and electronic-type beats

"That lyrical kid was dropping some mad beatspeak over the Aphex track!"

by bookworm October 28, 2003

buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008