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buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.
Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.
by unccary June 17, 2008
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buttknob

originated by the greatest pitcher of all time, Dylan Vytlacil..its the now you must turn on in order to use your butt in any way.
I have to fart, i must turn my buttknob first
by Sidric The Entertainer February 9, 2005
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Butnik

Budmo: "Oo Oo, Ah Ah"
Jiggler: "Hey stop acting like a chimpanzee...YOUUUS A BUTNIK!"
by Budmo November 30, 2010
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butkis

a dice game consisting of three dice
roll hierarchy as follows:
1. triples: 1s highest, 2s lowest
2. straights: 456 highest, 123 lowest
3. doubles: 1s highest, 2s lowest (on tie, highest extra die wins)
4. butkis (odds and evens): 246 high, 135 low
5. butkis: all remaining garbage rolls (on multiple butkis, highest total wins)
Human: Hey man, wana play a few games of butkis?
Other human: For sure, lets hope i dont roll butkis.
by Fallingcow December 30, 2013
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butika

Having sex in an outdoor windy area, preferablly in an open field, while at the same time flying a kite.
Cary preformed a butika with Stacy last night at the park.
by Matt Swift April 5, 2005
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Bution

(pronounced: bush'in)
another word for butt, ass, etc.
used for making fun of someone or something
"You butionhole"
"bution head"
"dumb bution"
by ThatGirlBriana November 11, 2008
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ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004
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