Butlered

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.

A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"

by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014

Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)

Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!

by grimesenberg December 22, 2015

Dodgy Butcher

Brittish Slang for a homosexual, gay man.

"Simon's a dodgy butcher..."
"what do you mean?"
"He likes getting his meat round the back.."

by ScottishDave September 3, 2005

Twat Butcher

One who obilterate's a females twat so it is unrecognizable

It looks like her pussy got hit by a train. Your a damn twat butcher.

by GMonty February 18, 2009

butchers

Cockney rhyming slang for look (butchers hook)

have a butchers at this for me

by Human Sacrifice November 5, 2003

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.

Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!

by flacker October 14, 2005