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freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speechargument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.
Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019
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fucking bullshit

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.
I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!
by skatanic August 19, 2008
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bullshit luck

That bastard just won the lottery again - he's got some BULLSHIT LUCK!
by markuz July 10, 2005
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Call Bullshit

State that some given information is incorrect.

The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.
Person #1: The first president of the U.S.A. was Thomas Jefferson.

Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: The first president was George Washington.
by Eye Sac May 17, 2006
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fraggle naggle bullshit

What someone says when presented with an extremely unpleasant (or unfair) situation.
Person 1: I know Saturday is your day off, but we need you to come in and work overtime.

Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!
by savannuh March 19, 2009
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bullshit logic

1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.

2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.

3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
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Corporate Bullshit

A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.

Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.

Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."

"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
by Humphro April 3, 2005
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