Bulletproof

To describe an object as being indestructible, to never stop working, or to outperform other similar products.

This truck is bulletproof, it never breaks down.

My knife just keeps on chopping through wood, it takes a beating and asks for more.

by bpkey March 11, 2016

Contrabass Bugle

The Biggest Baddest Instrument in the Marching band!
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time

Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)

"What that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"

by two=ba June 12, 2009

fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

Bullet in a Bible

An AMAZING live video of Green Day touring and singing at different concerts. Green Day is the literally the best band live, and with this video, you will be able to see why. "Bullet in a Bible" has songs from "American Idiot", "Dookie", "Insomniac", "Nimrod", and "Waiting". It's the best live video of the best band on earth!

Person 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: Let's watch "Bullet in a Bible"!
Person 1: Heck yes! Ok!

by Karly<3'sGreenDay January 16, 2011

Grease Bullet

1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)

1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"

2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"

3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"

by Jim Reed April 20, 2006

chowder bullets

Another word used to describe semen.

Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.

by Juan Nutt April 1, 2011

bullet proof hater coat

An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.

Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"

You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"

Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"

by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011