brotes mcgroats

your friends. The term comes from "bro" and "mcgroats." mcgroats is a word that instantly makes anything 100 times cooler.

Husband: I'll be at the bachelor party from 9 until 11. See you soon, honey.
Wife: I don't believe a word of it. I know that you and your brotes mcgroats are doing to be doing some stupid s**t and staying out all night.

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

Brotential

The potential to develop a bromance

When Stan met Shane and they bonded over their mutual love of baseball, he felt immediately that there was brotential

by Raybellene October 29, 2021

brolestation

when one bro takes it a little too far without the other bros permission.

Broseph was charged with brolestation last week after touching Bromeister's raging broner

by Lance Partydown October 17, 2008

brotastic

A male companion to a Bro Ho. Centers more on lifestyle and lamely hanging out than excelling at a sport, or fine skill.

Part of the useless groupie crowd taking up room. causing trouble in the pits, and mooching everybody's stuff.

"Dude, you're such a Brotastic. Learn to ride."

Guy doing donuts on a quad in the pits,throwing dirt on everyone, "That is so brotastic."

by Sparkplug6 December 16, 2008

brotesque

Anything related to the actions, music, or bad choice of clothing/hair of bro's

metal bob: whoa! look at those guys, theyre all dressed the same.

metal dave: that is so fucking brotesque! fucking bro-bots

by Cody Spagrud May 25, 2007

Brotastic

When a bro feels like a fellow bro deserves a cold bruskii and bronaque in the park with a couple other bro's in the broarchy - as well as a fresh brolex

Hey bro, thats brotastic

by Bromasome March 9, 2018

Brocest

What you call incest when two kids are kicking your ass on CoD:MWF2 and giggling on the microphone about it.

"Wtf is this shit on my tv? Incest? Brocest? GTFO."

by Anasaki March 8, 2010