Brosepholopod

A cross between a broseph and a cepholopod.

Guy 1: hey brosepholopod! What's up?
Guy 2: nothing much, bro.

by Nikolus April 28, 2012

broscalate

When a situation becomes more "bro"

"I had a party this weekend and one of my friends invited a bro. This bro invited his bro friends and they invited even more bros and the party broscalated from there.

by Mavriked June 1, 2013

Broseley Key

The act of opening a door with your foot because you don't have the key.

HomeOwner How did you get in, the door was locked?

Jay I used the Broseley key

by Anonymouse123 January 13, 2014

brosch

A portmanteau of Bro and Mensch. This would refer to a male friend (bro) that is someone to admire and emulate / someone of noble character (mensch). Owing to the yiddish origins of one of the words (mensch), the gentleman of reference is often of Jewish decent.

Josh: It's been 4 years since I've had a BJ on the beach.
Dan: We've got the reunion next month down in St. Simons Island. Should I inform your girlfriend?
Josh: Thanks! You're a real brosch.

by D.Cooper May 15, 2015

Brosef Stalin

Derived from the term "Brosef." Brosef Stalin is a buzzkill. Someone who ruins other people's good times with his/her presence and/or mannerisms. Generally only stoners would refer to someone as "Brosef Stalin"

"Chill out, Brosef Stalin. You're totally harshing my mellow."

by fiz64 February 27, 2009

Broscience

Broscience is the predominant brand of reasoning in bodybuilding circles where the anecdotal reports of jacked dudes are considered more credible than scientific research.

Broscience in action:

"Bro, you gotta slam 40-60 grams of waxy maize plus 20 grams of BCAA within 7 seconds of finishing your last set of squat rack curls. Otherwise, you'll go straight catabolic."

by Alan Aragon September 26, 2008

Brosé

The Mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a Spanish-speaking country

Man 1: "Hey broseph!"

Man 2: "No hablo Inglés.."

Man 1: "Oh...Hola Brosé"

by glitchinthemind June 12, 2011