brosch 

A portmanteau of Bro and Mensch. This would refer to a male friend (bro) that is someone to admire and emulate / someone of noble character (mensch). Owing to the yiddish origins of one of the words (mensch), the gentleman of reference is often of Jewish decent.

Josh: It's been 4 years since I've had a BJ on the beach.
Dan: We've got the reunion next month down in St. Simons Island. Should I inform your girlfriend?
Josh: Thanks! You're a real brosch.

brosch by D.Cooper May 15, 2015

Brosch 

To beat someone up, ghetto style. To jump someone.

If you don’t keep my name out Yo mouth, I’m gonna show up and brosch you up.

Brosch by Buttpucker October 17, 2023

Bosch © 

A drink by Dr J (junior the forbidden one) made from poachy, aka “the beak”

A liquor/wine supposedly made from mysterious ingredients but perhaps best known for being strongly associated with whatever the hell junior grimes is doing and mentioned in many of his songs and daily life

the drink of poachy , notable for having a beak as the logo, can cause strong and unusual behavior if consumed quickly. Manufactured by junior and his team, so all rights belong to junior grimes ©

Bosch is a liquor or wine manufactured by junior morningsnout and his team. And any similarities or copies of Bosch must be approved by Mr Grimes himself.

Chickens can drink legally but humans must get confirmation by dr J (j bravo, June wick, etc) beforehand

Bosch ©

EXAMPLE:

“I’m into having snout I ain’t into making bosch” -j grimes

“Ret forgive me the boschy got me daydreamin how to act—“

Bosch is a drink that is drunk by cool people only, and non cool occasionally

Bosch © is a tasty and rejuvenating beverage

Bosch © by U R clueless December 3, 2021

Croncho Broncho 

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.

Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

Croncho Broncho by Croncho Broncho follower May 20, 2022

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

Bronchkin 

A word to describe a young bro kid, usually under the age of 16. It combines "Bro" and "Munchkin."

Wade: See that little faggot bro kid over there on his huffy?

John: Total Bronchkin.

Bronchkin by wad3 September 27, 2009

bosch 

A chicken (juniors kid) that came from a farm and whom old J likely sings or raps about 99% of the time aside from wheezly and the other animals.

she has a beak and goes to school and better be good or mr J is coming for that beak for sees it from afar as he maintains his distance so that his toxicity doesn’t affect her

Bosch is also a bottle brand of liquor/wine which is conveniently yet possibly named after her

Bosch is part of junior grimes’ lineage

Bottle full of Bosch

To be a free and wild barn animal is to be a Bosch

Song by mistah J

Hanging round
Downtown by my snout 🐕

And I had sooo much champagne 🍾

To sit down and think about my snout

And then there Bosch 🐔 wasssssss

Yea

Like double cherry🍒 posh 🐓

Yea there bosch 🐔 wassssss

bosch by Jellyfishgangsta December 31, 2021