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Verbal Broccoli

Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”

“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”

“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”

Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.

“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
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Chicken and Broccoli Diet

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.
Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."
by kalton May 5, 2022
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broccoli-art

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
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Off My Broccoli

An exclamation used in situations when one individual is intruding on another's possession. Even if the object in question is not actually Broccoli.
Someone reaching in to take some of another person's fries.
Person eating the fries: "Off my Broccoli Nigga!"
by Flash321 November 25, 2009
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steamed broccoli

it smells like steamed broccoli outside
by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017
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albino broccoli

I had some albino broccoli yesterday, dude.
by icc3043 June 5, 2011
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Vaginal Broccoli

Nasty-ass curly pubes that usually get in the way of an eat-out session
Hey man, I tried to eat out this one bitch when i got some of her vaginal broccoli in my teeth!
by John Whammer October 15, 2007
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