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Where's your briefcase?

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.
Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?
by Gnar Cakes October 23, 2008
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Tennessee Briefcase

"hey man, I saw your dad walking to his trailer with a Tennessee Briefcase this morning."
by Justin Gore July 5, 2012
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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
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The Briefcase App

The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.
Let me open up the briefcase app so I can find me a job.
by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024
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Briefcase Chuckle

When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.

It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.

Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.

Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.

Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.

Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.

Sinclair: You're Welcome.
by Mike109999 November 15, 2022
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The Briefcase

A person, usually female lays on her belly and grabs her ankles, so the carrier can insert a double ended dildo into her anus and vagina. She then tightly grips both ends so she can be carried around as a human brief case. Usually used as a form or degrading pet play amongst BDSM individuals.
Nancy Ann back sassed him or the last time today, he thought as he waited for her long waited silence. "Bitch, when we get home yo ass better snap it back and hit The Briefcase!"
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Musty briefcase

Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.
I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.
by Happy fun at work August 12, 2015
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